The Pharcyde
专辑:《Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde (25th Anniversary Edition) [Explicit]》
更新时间:2025-06-04 00:13:56
文件格式:mp3
Yo man
You gotta be
You know
You gotta be on to die
Man
What's up with that
Yo bro shot
Yeah
Word up bro shot
Uh
We need some brothers to be
Uh
Like droppin knowledge
And writin good stuff
Ay man
Why don't you quit talkin all the stuff and do something about it
You know what I'm sayin
Oh
You talking about
Kick some
Uh
Knowledge
Yeah
Well you do that like right now
And some wisdom for the people
What's up with that
Ok
I got it
Brothers and sisters
Verse one:booty brown
Ya mom is so fat
How fat is she
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
With twenty two burritos
But times are rough
I seen her in the back of taco bell with handcuffs
The sad fact
What
Ya mama smokes crack
What
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that b***h mouth when she talk
Naked on a mountain top
Tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is mudbone and on top of all that:
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
3x
Ya mama
Ya mama
Ya mama
Verse two:slim kid tre
Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of cheese corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles
But no
She's not cute
She's not pretty
Oh what a pity
Got the glass titty
Filled up with kool aid
Just for the kiddies
On a cliff butt naked
Tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an african bat
Her middle name is mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
3x
Ya mama
Ya mama
Ya mama
Verse three:fat lip
Watch out
I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house
And she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady
But I remember seeing you at the palladium
Way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for lou rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue
Ya moms
Ya moms
She uses brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is mudbone
And on top of all that
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
3x
Ya mama
Ya mama
Ya mama
Verse four:imani
Awwwwwwww
Ya mom is so fat
How fat is she
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from wendy's
And her skates went flat
I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the g strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a chevrolet
Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse
Drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat
Ba aa aa at
Her middle name is mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama's got an afro
With a chin strap
3x
Ya mama
Ya mama
Ya mama
Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings
Dude she looks like
Hehehe
Ya mama was making s*x threats to ricky bell and s**t
Ya mama jacked the kool aid man for a sip
N***a
Ya mama was walking down on sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
You're a sellout
Ya mama's a sellout n***a ya mama
N***a ya mama did a pop tune n***a
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
And see people wavin at her
Your mother got an ouija board on her back
Sidney with eq and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked
Fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like now and laters and s**t
Ya mama's an extra on the simpsons and s**t
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
It just looks like she's just gliding across the floor