Bowling Trophy Wife - Rodney Carrington

Well she weighs a buck ninety and she looks real good

At least she does to me

She don't wear no fancy clothes when we go out to eat

I like beer and onion rings and betting on the game

I asked her to marry me and she belched out my name

Ya other guys like trophy wives with tiny little waists

They'll buy them yachts and caviar to suit their champagne taste

Me I like em husky with an appetite for life

I thank god for giving me my bowling trophy wife

Well she makes her own bubbles in her bubble bath that just makes me proud

She'll dance around the house in her birthday suit with music way too loud

She likes merle haggard and she likes George Jones

And a little bit of patsy cline

She'll grab my butt in the grocery store when we're standing in the checkout line

Ya other guys like trophy wives with tiny little waists

They'll buy them yachts and caviar to suit their champagne taste

Me I like em husky with an appetite for life

I thank god for giving me my bowling trophy wife

Ya other guys like trophy wives with tiny little waists

They'll buy them yachts and caviar to suit their champagne taste

Me I like em husky with an appetite for life

I thank god for giving me my bowling trophy wife

Man I'm in love with my bowling trophy wife