Hoe Cakes (Explicit) - MF Doom

Keep ya hoes in check

Super

I got this girl and she wants me to duke her

I told her I'd come scoop her around 8 she said

Super

That sounds great

Shorty girl's a trooper

No matter what I need her to do she be like

Super

Own his own throne the boss like king koopa

On the microphone he flossed the ring

Super

Average emcees is like a TV blooper

M F doom he's like D B Cooper

Out wit the moolah I let her get a outfit

Jus to cool her off she said niggaz ain't about sh*t

I wonder if she meant it

I doubt it

The way it be in her mouth she can't live witout it

And can't live with this handle yo bidness

Villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes sh*t list

One pack of cookies please Mr Hooper

It's fun smackin rookies he is the

Super

Look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow

Weirdo

Brown skin'ded always kept his hair low

Rumor has it it's a S curl accident

Doom was always known to keep the best girls backs bent

Some say it's the eyes some say the accent

A lotta guys wonder where they stacks went

I call her thunder thighs with the fatty swolla

Only mess wit high rollas do what daddy told her

No matter the city she with me to do the thang thang

Work in the coochie hooptie chitty chitty bang bang

Same name on the titty as on the name ring

Pretty like Baby D off all in the same gang

Keep my eye on her really don't trust her

But I treat her like a daughter

Taught her

How to bust a nut

And the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa

Teach her how to hold it of course he is the

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See most cats treat her like foofer

Or beat her to a stupor

Take it from the

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Ya need to make her feel cuter

Lay down the G like Luther everythin'll be

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Do for her keep her in a new fur

So she look sweet when she go to meet the

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Got the buddha get the Grenadiers

Twist it

Put it in the air

Come 'ere kiss it

Listen here scooter

Let her try to bag you

When she's on the rag never let her fry the ragu

Which will have you under some type of spell crying dag boo

Her name on ya back in her tattoo

Whether a bourgie broad nerd hoe street chick

Don't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknick

You don't want her don't waste her time I'll dupe her

And be a father to ya child like the

Super

He keep his hoes in check

Sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks

Tell 'em take his clothes leave him posin nekkid for real

Better yet

Get 'em for the check off the record deal

Find out where he keep the tek an the blue steel

Make sure for extra wreck let 'em know how you feel

And while he's runnin down to all star weekend to ball

I'm comin' with the uhaul

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