The Dirty Dozen No. 2 - Speckled Red

Now now boys say you ain't acting fair

You know by that you got real bad hair

Your face is all hid now your back's all bare

If you ain't doing the bobo

What's your head doing down there

You's a dirty mistreater robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozen now your papa is your cousin

And your mama do the lordy-lord do the lordy-lord

Now your little sister why she asked me to kiss her

I told her to wait until she got a little bigger

She got a little bigger said now I did kiss her

You know by that boy I did miss her

Now she's a dirty mistreater robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozen and your papa is your cousin

Your mama do the lordy-lord do the lordy-lord

Now the first three months said she did very well

Next three months she began to raise a little hell

Next three months said she got real rough

You know by that that she was strutting her stuff

Now you's a dirty mistreater robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozen now your papa is your cousin

And your mama do the lordy-lord do the lordy-lord

Now I like your mama but she wouldn't do this

I hit her cross the head with my great big fist

The clock's on the shelf going tick tick tick

Your mama's out on the street doing I don't know which

Four five six seven eight nine and ten

I like your mama but she got too many men

Ashes to ashes now it's sand to sand

Every time I see her she's got a brand new man

Now she's a dirty mistreater robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozen now your papa is your cousin

And your mama do the lordy-lord do the lordy-lord