Zappa Frank

Cucamonga Years 1962 1964

Dear Jeepers

Oh what have we here Oh A letter It smells

Oh how wonderful I just love letters that are

Perfumed

Oh Lovely Lovely stench Essence

Of wolfbane Oh Let me open it

Dear Jeepers it was so nice of you to attend

My party at the castle last week

You and Doris

Make such a lovely couple

I'm also very glad to

Have seen Igor Boris and Sally Snake and

Funkin the Rat

It was so much fun when we all

Played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf ' Oh yes

And 'Electrical Chairs ' When everybody sat

Down Oh Two million volts Ha ha ha Oh

Such fun

Uh Doris squeeze me a glass of mildew

And to continue now

Although the party was supposed to be rot

Luck it turned out to be pot luck

It was still

Lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre

Chaun au Gratin ' Desdemona wants the recipe

Well I'm I'm rather exhausted so I I must

Close now

The sun is coming up and I must

Return to the crypt

Sincerely Count Dracula

Oh PS Here's a riddle：

Where there's a will what's the way

Ho ho Ha ha ha