Bedrock Anthem - Weird Al Yankovic

Sometimes I feel

Like I need a vacation

Sometimes I feel

Like I wanna go

To the city of cavemen

The city of Bedrock

I'd be a Flinstone

Now I'll tell you why

Well I've got I've got a woman named Wilma

Well I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles

Well I've got I've got a doggy named Dino

We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino

Well I've got a little buddy Barney Rubble

Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble

He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble

Doesn't like to shave he got caveman stubble

Me and Barney Loyal Order Water Buffalo

Lodge brothers Loyal Order Water Buffalo

There's a handshake everybody gotta know

How come grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show

Yabba dabba yabba dabba dabba do now

I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm

Little Pebbles is his number one fan

He's the strongest toddler in the whole land

Tear your arm off if he shakes your hand

Got a car gonna push it with my feet now

Gonna take my family out to eat now

Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now

Made from brontosaurus baby not a moo-cow

Wanna chill with a Sabretooth Tiger

Wear a loincloth natural fiber

Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber

Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

Yabba dabba yabba dabba dabba do now

Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow

Lucky me workin' down in the gravel pit

Movin' rocks on a big dinosaur I sit

Mr Slate gets mad and he throws a fit

Pull the birdie's tail

Everybody knows it's time to quit

I realize I'm living in the Stone Age

No fax no cellular phone-Age

Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-Age

Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage

Barney Rubble laughin' like a hyena

Barney Rubble what a little weiner

Where's Wilma Anybody seen her

Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

Yabba dabba yabba dabba dabba do now