Plastic Surgery (feat. Ras Kass & Saafir) - Xzibit

Intro:

Arabian voice:doctor, doctor, I need help doctor

Nurse:sit down and wait your turn

Xzibit: sit your a** down

Saafir:

You have, scars in your mask like seal

That aint for real

Well have to fix that, yo ni**a sit back

Xzibit:

Your flow remind me of a ni**a that I just dont feel

Same style and delivery

Might as well have his grill

Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants

25 hundered get you style enhanced

Its like...

Saafir:

This, mask right will lift your grill

Itll put height in your mack

Dont take to much off

If you want a nose like michael jackson

Xzibit:

If you want it done right, ni**a come see this

Maybe even send your *****

We can fix them tits

From a c cup to a double d cup

Make them big shits, doctor lick em, yeah

Saafir:

I like to, axe em, jack em for their financial

Need a facial Ill change the skin tone in the inner racial

After Im done, you might have a little pouch tone

Nothin my scaple cant fix

What kind of face you want

Singing voice:

I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme

Saafir:

Itll cost you

Singing voice:

But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that ni**a face named saafir!

Saafir:

Thats inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone

What type of sh*t you on, I hope you got insurance

Before I sit you on my gurney

And lead you to an anestetic breather

If ya not broke, Ill save your face like d**e and make it right

Casue being fake aint tight

You need plastic surgury

Hook:

I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style

(it seems you need plastic surgury)x5

Xzibit:

Im located, at, the bottom of the black list

I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury

Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop a** in your gases

Feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil

And what?

When a ni**a place ***** get *****ed

Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,

Transfused from a junkie

With the hair of jones, I reconstruct the bones

Of all hip hop clones

Ras kass:

I date fat girls that weight 215

With low self esteem, cause its easier to get the *****

Im performing vinyl liposuctions

Saafir:

Phat mc

Ras kass:

Phat production, mother*****in facial reconstruction

Needles injected 33 rpm of anestic for ? to require cosmetic

Sex changes from ***** niggas to ra ra niggas

The only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick

Saafir:

This sh*t is full blown, you better head to the clinic

After captain save a hoe, we had the luitenit

Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic

Niggas get blasted if they plastic

Hook

Ras kass:

Im like dougie howser md with a desert eagle

Criminal genius

Operation, seperatin them siamese twins hangin beneath them niggas penis

Take it to your face like a skin graph

Rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word? )

You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college

And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and richard gere be

Swallowin

Now followin aks vanna to buy you flowers

So you can c (see) I a (aye) e-swift o (oh) u (you) know y (why)

We remain uncontested to the contender, we can

Million man march all the way to december

January, feburary 28th

Saafir:

I, never, wash my hands

The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick

But Ill split you quick

Like jackie chan, the way I switch my wristhand

I make ya sick, but Im a doctor, dont trip

Hopefully, in surgury, I wont slip

On a tile that file and twist ya lips

Like collin powell

Descriptions Im overwrite

For the ones thats over bitin on dental records

Bitin, to god, send your blessings

Ill put your mask on, fast like romidon minks

And *****es, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named me

A large professor, a mad scientist, with a long line of clients

*****! get out of my office

You dont have an appointment or an application

For me to attack your face in my practice

Never lackin when Im insurting these plastic patches

Seems like you need plastic surgury