Sitting in a sleazy snack bar sucking

Sickly sausage rolls

Slipping down slowly

Slipping down sideways

Think I'll sign off the dole

Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine

Could a copper catch a crooked coffin maker

Could a copper comprehend

That a crooked coffin maker is just an undertaker who

Undertakes to be a friend

Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine

Tell the truth tomorrow

Today will take it's time to

Tell you what tonight will bring

Presently we'll have a pint or two together

Everybody do their thing

We can swing together

We can have a wee wee

We can have a wet on the wall

If someone slips a whisper

That his simple sister slapped them down

And they slavered on their smalls

Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine

Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine

Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine