A Gun For Christmas - The Vandals

Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get

Them

But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my

Own protection

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other

Gifts

If burglars touch my property they won't leave here without

A limp

Packing heat on Christmas and I'll shoot it off on

New year's eve

Bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and

Loud

It says I will not take all of this bullsh*t

Lying down

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other

Gifts

I'll only tell you once stay the f**k away from

My sh*t

I will use my new weapon in self defense and

Sport

And to keep the carolers off of my godd*mn porch

Preventing yuletide homicide this year

I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa

Claus

Sleeping with no fear of danger and it's all because

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other

Gifts

I'll only tell you once stay the f**k away from

My sh*t

Christmas needs security security is weapons

Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons

It's the greatest gift we have for taking out our

Rivals

Thank you Santa thank you God

For guaranteeing my survival

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and

Loud

It says I will not take all of this bullsh*t

Lying down

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other

Gifts

I'll only tell you once stay the f**k away from

My sh*t

I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa

Claus

Sleeping with no fear of danger and it's all because

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other

Gifts

I'll only tell you once stay the f**k away from

My crap

Or I'll bust a cap in your a**