Long Tall Shorty - The Kinks

They call me the Long Tall Shorty

'Cause I know what love is all about

They call me Long Tall Shorty

'Cause I know what love is all about

Well I can tell you where the lights go

Oh when they go out

Girls if you get lonely

Dial 4-2-4-6-8-9

Well girls if you get lonely

Dial 4-2-4-6-8-9

And your troubles will be over

I'll even give you back you dime

Oh yeah

I like them long I like them tall

I like them short and that ain't all

Now when I die don't bury me deep

Just put some women to my head to my feet

Tell all the world now to come and peep

Long Tall Shorty now has gone to sleep

Whoa now

I like them long I like them tall

Oh yeah

They call me Long Tall Shorty

'Cause I know what love is all about

They call me Long Tall Shorty

'Cause I know what love is all about

Well I can tell you where the lights go

Oh when they go out