Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Sith-Inator - Dr. Doofenshmirtz

You see the force with me is weak

I've never been that hip or chic

People treat me like a freak

Sometimes they even boo and hiss

Let me tell you even though

My midi chlorians are low

I'll be the death star's CEO

When they get a load of this

It's a Sith inator

It's a really cool machine

My evil will be greater

Than Darth Vader's ever been

You ask all those haters

From Naboo to tatooine

They'll say wow that Darthenshmirtz is mean

When this is operational

I'll zap myself then bam

The force will be so strong with me

They'll all know who I am

And all those bureaucrats

That used to point and jeer and joke

If I put my fingers just like this

They're gonna start to choke

Moff tarking will respect me

Give me medals and a raise

With all my newfound sith iness

I'll set the force ablaze

The emperor who used to only

Greet me with a yawn

He now will say I'm blown away

Much like Alderaan

It's a Sith inator

It's a really cool machine

My evil will be greater

Than Darth Vader's ever been

You ask all those haters

From Naboo to Tatooine

They'll say wow that Darthenshmirtz is mean

It's my Sith inator

It's got evil moving parts

I'm a Sith creator

And my evil's off the charts

And my portrait will be placed

On all the grandest evil heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrths

And I'll no longer be the lowest of the Darths

I'll no longer be the lowest

The fastest not the slowest

The yes est not the no est

And you'll all be eating crow est

I'll no longer be the lowest of the daaaaaaaaaaaarths

Darth Vader can kiss my bantha