C is for your little clit when I go down beneath

H is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth

R is for your rectum that I f**k with my d**k

Christmas comes but once a year and makes me f**king sick

S is for your s**tty asshole clinkers 'round your bum t is for your massive tits that make me want to cum

M is for masturbation when you're not here with me

A is for the agony of catching your vd

S is for the syphilis that rots away my prick christmas comes but once a year and makes me f**king sick

S is for the syphilis that rots away my ding dong merrily along the chapel bells are ringing

Ding dong merrily along my f**king balls are swinging

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa the chapel bells are ringing

More whoa's

My f**king balls are swinging