Houdini popped up out of the blue

She caught me on a Saturday

She said I'm looking for a sensitive intelligent man

But all those guys have boyfriends

So you'll have to do for now

With her hearing aid and walking stick

She looked as if she'd passed her best

But she held my arm and said to me

I'm so glad that I've found you

You're mine again

Full of the joys of a home win

I thought I'd humour an old queen

She said I'll take you to the cinema

And show you where it's at boy

I tried to back down courteously

Tonights the night for clubbing dear

But she pulled her arm away from me

And screamed You hopeless e fused disco sheep

I'm looking for a sensitive intelligent man

But all those guys have boyfriends

And you won't do

No you won't do

And that's how I blew it with Houdini

And that's how I blew it with Houdini

And that's how I blew it with Houdini

And that's how I blew it with Houdini

And that's how I blew it with Houdini

And that's how I blew it with Houdini