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Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version) - Frank Zappa
My name is Swaggart
I am an asshole
All my friends
They call me "Jim"
(Hi Jim )
I'm from Louisiana
I make lots of money
But I f**ked up
And commited a sin
Come out here to Californy
Just to find me
Some pretty girls
(No sh*t )
The ones I seen
Gets me so horny;
Ruby lips
'N teeth like pearls
Wanna love 'em all
In the name of Jesus
Wanna pretty girl –
I'll even pay
I'll buy 'em furs
I'll buy 'em jewelry
I'll never f**k them;
Here's what I say:
I'm lonesome Cowboy Jim
(Speakin' atcha )
I only give 'em the tips of him
(Posin' atcha )
My cowboy pants
My cowboy dance
My bold advance
On this here prostitute
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey
Yodel-oh-oo-pee
He's lonesome Cowboy Jim
Look at the tip of him
Come on in this place
'N I'll buy you a taste
You can sit on my face –
Where's my prostitute/waitress
Swaggart Swaggart redneck (thank you )
Swaggart Swaggart redneck (yessir )
I'm an awful nice guy (so you say)
I sweat all day in the sun (oh yeah yeah)
I'm a preacher by trade
Quite a bundle like me
And I'm a feature ol' mumble-mumble
Son-of-a-gun
He's a unionized roofin' old
Son-of-a-gun
Fill in the blank
When I get off I get
When I get off I get
When I I I I
And then Sharkey says:
When I get off (pfft )
I get sinful
(Just the tip Only the tip now come on)
I spoo
Till I goo
On the rug
Then I find me
Some eighteen ninety-five Luiann— Louisiana style prostitute
And make her do pornographic stunts while I watch
And I have
So much fun
Jay-zus Jay-zus
(Pornographic stunts and I have so much fun)
(What )
I huff
And I puff
Hratche-plche
Hratche-plche
And I pump up my sanctified erection
Till my cheeks
Puff up
An' turn red
Along with my neck
(Say varmint )
I drool
On my shirt
Takes a little while before I squirt
But I've been doin' it for twenty years and they haven't caught me yet
UH-OH
Made a mistake this time
Now I've sinned
Everybody
(What an asshole )
Made a mistake and I sinned uh
Made a mistake and I sinned ow
Made a mistake and I sinned what
Made a mistake and I sinned
Lonesome Cowboy Jim
(Sinnin' atcha )
Come smell this fringe-y shirt
(Grinnin' atcha )
My cowboy pants
My cowboy dance
My bold advance
On this here prostitute
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-yeh
Yodel-oh-oo-pee
HE'S LONESOME COWBOY JIM/SCOTT
BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO
Don't you dare to laugh at him/swat
(Oh tune me in now)
Come on in this place
An' I'll buy you a taste
'N you can sit on my face –
Where's my prostitute
OPAL YOU HOT LITTLE B**CH