Oi To The World! - The Vandals

If God came down on Christmas Day

What he'd think what he'd say

He'd know on this drunk

What is the bounce on the dark

What did I know where inside

If he came down on Christmas Day

It's sign to every boy and girl

Where the boy I gain to the work

Haji was a punk just like any other boy

And he never had no trouble

Until he started up his

Oi band

Safe in the garage or singing in the tub

Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub

Twas a cold Christmas eve when

Trevor and the skins

Popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps

Trevor liked the music but not the unity

So he unwound Haji's turban and

Knocked him to his knees

If God came down on Christmas Day

I know exactly what he'd say

He'd say

Oi to the punks and

Oi to the skins

But Oi to the world and everybody wins

Haji was a bloody mess he ran out through the crowd

He said we'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed

Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet

Christmas day on the roof down 20 Oxford street

If God came down on Christmas Day

I know exactly what he'd say

He'd say

Oi to the punks and

Oi to the skins

But oi to the world and everybody wins

On the roof with the nun chucks

Trevor broke a lot of bones

But Haji had a sword like that guy in Indiana Jones

Police sirens wailing a bloody dying man

Haji was alone and abandoned his band

Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate

When the skins left him there and went down the fire escape

But then Haji saw the north star shining more then ever

So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving trevor

The repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban

And went back to the pub

Where they bought each other bourbon

If God came down on Christmas Day

I know exactly what he'd say

He'd say

Oi to the punks and

Oi to the skins

But oi to the world and everybody wins

If God came down on Christmas Day

I know exactly what he'd say

He'd say

Oi to the punks and

Oi to the skins

But oi to the world and everybody wins