Valley Girl - Frank Zappa/Moon Zappa

Written by：Moon Zappa/Frank Zappa

Valley girl

She's a valley girl

Valley girl

She's a valley girl

Okay fine

Fer sure fer sure

She's a valley girl

In a clothing store

Okay fine

Fer sure fer sure

She's a

Like oh my God

Valley girl

Like totally

Valley girl

Encino is like so b**chen

Valley girl

There's like the galleria

Valley girl

And like all these like really great shoe stores

I love going into like clothing stores and stuff

I like buy the neatest mini skirts and stuff

It s like so b**chen 'cause like everybody's like

Super super nice

It's like so b**chen

On ventura there she goes

She just bought some b**chen clothes

Tosses her head 'n flips her hair

She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

Anyway he goes are you into s and m

I go oh right

Could you like just picture me in like a

Leather teddy

Yeah right hurt me hurt me

I'm sure no way

He was like freaklng me out

He called me a beastie

That's 'cause like he was totally blitzed

He goes like bag your face

I'm sure

Valley girl

She's a valley girl

Valley girl

She's a valley girl

Okay fine

Fer sure fer sure

She's a valley girl

So sweet 'n pure

Okay fine

Fer sure fer sure

She's a

It's really sad

Valley girl

Like my english teacher

He's like

Valley girl

He's like Mr bu fu

Valley girl

We're talking Lord God king bu fu

Valley girl

I am so sure

He's like so gross

He like sits there and like plays with all his rings

And he like flirts with all the guys in the class

It's like totally disgusting

I'm like so sure it's like barf me out

Gag me with a spoon

Last idea to 'cross her mind

Had something to do with where to find

A pair of jeans to fit her butt

And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place y'know

And I wanted like to get my toenails done

And the lady like goes oh my God your toenails

Are like so grody

It was like really embarassing

She's like oh my God like bag those toenails

I'm like sure

She goes uh I don't know if I can handle this

Y'know

I was like really embarassed

Valley girl

She's a valley girl

Valley girl

She's a valley girl

Okay fine

Fer sure fer sure

She's a valley girl

And there is no cure

Okay fine

Fer sure fer sure

She's a valley girl

And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet

Valley girl

She like makes me do the dishes and

Valley girl

Clean the cat box

Valley girl

I am sure

That's like gross

Valley girl

Barf out

Valley girl

Oh my God

Valley girl

Hi

Uh huh

Valley girl

My name

My name is Ondrya Wolfson

Valley girl

Uh huh

That's right Ondrya

Valley girl

Uh huh

I know

It's like

Valley girl

I do not talk funny

I'm sure

Valley girl

Whatsa matter with the way I talk

Valley girl

I am a val I know

Valley girl

But I live in like in a

Really good part of encino so

It's okay

Valley girl

Ah ha

Valley girl

So like I don't know

Valley girl

I'm like freaking out totally

Valley girl

Oh my God

Valley girl

Hi I have to go to the orthodontist

Valley girl

I'm getting my braces off y'know

Valley girl

But I have to wear a retainer

That's going to be really like a total bummer

I'm freaking out

I'm sure

Like those things that like stick in your mouth

They're so gross

You like get saliva all over them

But like I don't know it's going to be cool y'know

So you can see my smile

It'll be like really cool

Except my like my teeth are like too small

But no biggie

It's so awesome

It's like tubular y'know

Well I'm not like really ugly or anything

It's just like

I don't know

You know me I'm like into like the clean stuff

Like pacman and like I don't know

Like my mother like makes me do the dishes

It's like so gross

Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates

And it's like it's like somebody elses food y'know

It's like grody

Grody to the max

I'm sure

It's like really nauseating

Like barf out

Gag me with a spoon

Gross

I am sure

Totally