Karn Evil 9—Paul Gilbert

Welcome back my friends

To the show that never ends

We're so glad you could attend

Come inside come inside

Next behind the glass

There's a real blade of grass

Be careful as you pass

Move along move along

Come inside the show's about to start

Guaranteed to blow your head apart

Rest assured you'll get your money's worth

Greatest show in heaven hell or earth

You gotta see the show it's a dynamo

You gotta see the show it's rock and roll

Oh

Right before your eyes

We pull laughter from the skies

And he laugh until he cries

Then he dies then he dies

Come inside the show's about to start

Guaranteed to blow your head apart

You gotta see the show it's a dynamo

You gotta see the show it's rock and roll

Oh

Soon the gypsy queen

In a glaze of vaseline

Will perform on guillotine

What a scene what a scene

Next upon the stand

Will you please extend a hand

To Alexander's ragtime band

Dixieland Dixieland

Roll up roll up roll up

See the show

Performing on a stool

We've a sight to make you drool

Seven virgins and a mule

Keep it cool keep it cool

We'd like it to be known

The exhibits that were shown

We're exclusively our own

All our own all our own

Come and see the show

Come and see the show

Come and see the show

See the show