How do you do I don't figure we've met

My name is Ian and I'm from Minor Threat

You know I tell them usually to be at their best

Catch me in town after every set

Yeah yeah

We don't care

We don't pose

We'll steal your money

We'll steal your shows

I've got some money and I'm feeling fine

A couple of dollars everything in time

Well you know I'm gonna be all right

With the money I'm making off of YOU tonight

Sucker

We don't care

We don't pose

We'll steal your money

We'll steal your shows

You know something

The trouble with money is that I want more

So let's let's raise the price at the door

How much tonight three dollars or four

You know we'll make a million when we go on tour

Yeah that's the way I've been thinking about it

We don't care

We don't pose

We'll steal your money

We'll steal your shows

You know that's the way it is man it's dog-eat-dog ha ha

I'm taking a walk on the yellow brick road

I only walk where the bricks are made of gold

My mind and body are the only things I've sold

I need a little money 'cause I'm getting old

Well that's the way it goes isn't it Yeah

We don't care

We don't pose

We'll steal your money

We'll steal your shows

Yeah you don't care and we don't pose

We'll steal your money

We'll steal your shows

That's the way it is in this world right

Ain't that right

Boy you had us pegged all along d**n

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

So where am I

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

So where am I

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

So where am I

There's no place like home right

There's no place like home

So where am I

There's no place like home

There's no place like home

So where am I