Top Down (Rap Remix Radio) - Too $hort/About Face

How freaky can you get to a long fat dick

Hella freaky like i said to a song that hit

I'm the dirty rapper Too Short the triple X

Run up in the p**sy rub the nipple next

B**ch which is worse

My bark or my bite

You heard about me

And now I'm f**king you from dark to the light

You must of thought I got nicer

Talking about Heiser

I'm an old dogg and old dogg's get wiser

Caught up in the game got ya thinking while your doing this

You never did this sucking on a big dick

What b**ch You better check the size and recognize

When I'm between your thighs

Sh*t I get hard from the sound of a kidrum

Riding down the strip with your diamonds and

Shiny bald head catching sun rays

Smashing down the strip going backwards down runways

Four eighteens with the zues and the zapto

Sounding like I'm riding out a concert at a rap show

Hit a back street and put the top up

Stopped at the light see some hoes watch 'em jock us

I'm so roll with my electric top

Hit a button ain't gotta get out f**k with nuthin

Let the top just fold up and lay down

Slamming hard passing by the schools and the playgrounds

Everybody knows when Short's in town

Cause i keep the beats thumping hella-hard with my top down

We call 'em rags you call 'em drops

Whatever you call it just drop the top

We call 'em rags you call 'em drops

Whatever you call it just drop the top

Nine albums out ain't changed my talk

A thousands hoes walked on I'm still a dogg

Ain't changed nuthing but the hoe that I'm f**king

Still riding through the hood all the homies say "Was "

Give me my props cause i always rock

And I still gets cock when the fine hoes jock

Still smoking Indo getting burned out

Still got the orange juice bottle full of gin 'bout to turn out

A show

A hoe smashed back to the O

Put them b**ches on my beeper then pull some mo'

Cause I bump more hoes than acme

I guess you b**ch can't learn that you just can't mack me

I'm off of Gin and Juice

Don't even introduce

If you ain't f**king back up cause I'm free to choose

I want some p**sy that could make write a freaky tale

Drawls back bootie cracks b**ch in a hotel

Just to say you got some Too Short dick

You wanna show some evidence don't swallow don't spit

Cause I bust more nuts than a squirel

And my dick been in pussies all around the world

If you had a picture of it and you asked the b**ch

What's this

I bet you say "Too Short dick"

I still taunt the fine hoes and get shot down

I say "B**CH" slam the beat

Smash off with my top down

We call 'em rags you call 'em drops

Whatever you call it just drop the top

We call 'em rags you call 'em drops

Whatever you call it just drop the top

We rode the AC transit bus

Selling joints for a dollar smoking angel dust

On the way to a house party

A maybe delux

Slanging Too Short tapes

Making some bucks

Looking out the window at the Mustang and Falcon crew

Asking myself "how can you "

Roll like the Giants down the foothill strip

With beats thumping top down bumping a b**ch

Sh*t I had to have drop

Didn't care if I had a Volkswagon

Pick up the beat had a hoes flaging

Siding with the top down lit like a lamp

Blowing out the amp trying to bump a tramp

Most niggers couldn't afford to have a drop top

So they got they sh*t cut at the chop shop

Couldn't tell niggers nuthin way back then

A lot of niggers died or they went to the pen

Couldn't even see the homie Short Bubble

Bank get fat and my whole account double

When I walk in a club b**ches say "Oo God

Is that you Todd "

Me and my homies just who-ride

And take advantage of a life we never had

F**k eating cheese sandwiches broke living bad

I'm a do it for my homies that's there to lock down

Ride with my beats slamming top down